I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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