it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
