Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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