Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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