Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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