I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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