i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
