The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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