I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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