Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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