Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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