I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
