Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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