i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
