i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
