I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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