Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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