So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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