i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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