oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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