so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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