so explain again why im purple
no
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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