I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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