is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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