Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You pole danced in your parka.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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