STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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