we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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