Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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