No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Found the puke drawer
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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