u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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