he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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