Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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