I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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