My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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