As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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