what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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