What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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