Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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