I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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