I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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