Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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