Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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