Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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