she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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