physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
3pm strippers are depressing
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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