So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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