Dual....:-)
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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