check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
i think my cat just said my name.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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