Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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