ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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