so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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