I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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