Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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