literally had 100 drinks last night.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
